HippyCentral

“I have a friend who’s an atheist, and married to a Jehovah Witness. Their kids are a little strange. They go out and knock on doors but don’t know why.” -Jay Leno

A man wakes up with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sees his clothing in front of him, all cleaned and pressed. He looks around the room and sees it is in perfect order. So’s the rest of the house. He takes his aspirins and notices a note on the table:

Honey,
Breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.
I Love you.

He goes to the kitchen. Sure enough, a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper await him. His son is also at the table, eating. The man asks, “Son, what happened last night?”

His son says, “Well, you came home after 3 a.m., drunk and delirious. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you walked into the door.”

Confused, the man asks, “So why is everything neat and so clean, with breakfast on the table waiting for me?”

His son replies, “Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off you shouted,

“LADY, GET YOUR DAMNED HANDS OFF OF ME! I’M MARRIED!”

At a good-bye lunch for an old and dear coworker who is leaving
the company due to “downsizing,” our manager spoke up and said,
“This is fun. We should have lunch like this more often.”

If I didn’t do the form well enough…..that could be about me. Not that my manager would ever be that insensitive…..

Yeah, he reads my blog – Hi boss!

Spotted on someone’s signature on a forum:

Teehee!

Not something I’m good at. I generally move on to making the next toy before I think about telling anyone about the ones I’ve just done.

Still, as it looks like I’m facing redundancy – yeah, less than a year into the job, don’t ask – I figure I need to get some kinda proof of the stuff I can do. Wish I could break into the banks systems (again) so I can link to stuff I’ve done there, but no. It means it’s a bit sparse so far – but I’ll put more stuff on here when I can steal (I mean rework) the code.

Check my showcase page out if you’re at all interested in my geekiness. Just don’t expect any of my toys to be in use.

This really clever person (who happens to have only just finished school) made a web-based SL client.

As I have a lotta respect for anyone who has the patience to wade through the mess that is libSL (read OOP heavy c# and no docs/time to help strangers), I attempted to congratulate her. Unfortunately the system itself was down, and I chose my words badly. I think I got flamed.

Read the comments and decide for yourself

Don’t hold it against Katharine though, she seems a decent enough sort. Go visit her blog if you’re curious. It’s at: http://blog.katharineberry.co.uk

Please don’t just visit idly though – I don’t want folks to think she’s desperate for the traffic – she’s obviously not.

“Careful” wording really isn’t my thing, is it? 🙂