The universe hates me. Net connection problems mea…
The universe hates me. Net connection problems meant I couldn’t reach @google but could reach Bing #nightmare
Hippy is as hippy does
The universe hates me. Net connection problems meant I couldn’t reach @google but could reach Bing #nightmare
Maybe if you spent more time on homework, and less on Netflix, you’d understand @ApostropheLaw https://t.co/zuhs4SH1rF

Hey subtitlers – sticking “speaks in Swedish” on top of the already provided translation from Swedish is not helpful
Feeling very “space age” controlling my @virginmedia TiVo box from my mobile. Got a little pic of the remote an’ everything
Worried someone else copied your gift idea? Sometimes duplicates are ok twitter.com/brewdog/status…