Dear retailers, stop trying to sell me “real” xmas…

Dear retailers, stop trying to sell me “real” xmas trees. You might as well just offer to fill my living room with angry bees

My Google Alert for my employer’s name tells me th…

My Google Alert for my employer’s name tells me that a colleague has just updated her linked profile. I predict a vacancy soon

Eerily like Tory Britain also https://t.co/4k47cxe…

Eerily like Tory Britain also twitter.com/Spacekatgal/st…

I won’t have it said that today’s youth lack ambit…

I won’t have it said that today’s youth lack ambition. I’ve just been threatened with being “sparked out” by a young fellow half my height

Hey @virginmedia – don’t tell us there’s subtitles…

Hey @virginmedia – don’t tell us there’s subtitles on a show then not include them. That’s just frustrating

Suicide is the single biggest killer of guys under…

Suicide is the single biggest killer of guys under 45. We aren’t talking about it enough. Let’s talk #BiggerIssues thndr.me/AM6i3U