Yes fireworks are nice and everything, but would y…
Yes fireworks are nice and everything, but would you mind stopping now please? Dr Who is on
My first freestyle attempt at cannelloni just gone…
My first freestyle attempt at cannelloni just gone in the oven. Should I just call the ambulance now to save time? #recipesAreForWimps
Hey world, I’m broke until payday, so please feel…
Hey world, I’m broke until payday, so please feel free to batter me with adverts. That’ll make me feel better
Every time someone types “would never of” God miss…
Every time someone types “would never of” God misses the idiot and kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens
So *that’s* what happens if you put an espresso po…
So *that’s* what happens if you put an espresso pot on the stove and forget about it. Anyone for a distilled coffee?
I’m always slightly disappointed when I open a pac…
I’m always slightly disappointed when I open a package ordered from Amazon, and there’s no bobcat.
