Protip: Don’t inhale WD:40. Everything tastes like…
Protip: Don’t inhale WD:40. Everything tastes like oil. For *days*
When telling a joke to the youngest, the required…
When telling a joke to the youngest, the required response is a harrumph, followed by “I hate you”. That’s good parenting.
Anyone else think this sounds like the intro to an…
Anyone else think this sounds like the intro to an apocalyptic sci-fi movie? twitter.com/Gadgette/statu…
Free paddling pool at the Gents in @sainsburys Sto…
Free paddling pool at the Gents in @sainsburys Stockport https://t.co/iNnWwfMIvd
There are some train journeys where you really wan…
There are some train journeys where you really want to have something sharp with you. And a manic look in your eye.
Is it legal to slap hipsters who are totally disco…
Is it legal to slap hipsters who are totally disconnected from reality? Asking for a friend who is on the same train as me
