Great, now I need to uninstall some apps from my p…

Great, now I need to uninstall some apps from my phone because *everything* goes onto internal storage. Contemplating cans & string

I don’t think I’ve managed a single Linux based @s…

I don’t think I’ve managed a single Linux based @Skype call without about 20 calls to the testing service before giving up and phoning

I feel a hopless brew day coming on. Loved Interna…

I feel a hopless brew day coming on. Loved International Arms Race, so excited to try it myself twitter.com/brewdog/status…

Presumably! this! is! the! Yahoo! canteen! At leas…

Presumably! this! is! the! Yahoo! canteen! At least it’s not in Comic Sans twitter.com/ClichesGoneWil…

Ok, it’s trash, but “I was alive when the dead sea…

Ok, it’s trash, but “I was alive when the dead sea was just a lake that was feeling a little poorly”. Gotta love @NetflixUK #Shadowhunters

There are some words I cannot say to myself withou…

There are some words I cannot say to myself without attempting to repeat them while doing my Leeloo impression. That’s normal, right?