OH: “He bought them a house” “Don’t divorced dads…

OH: “He bought them a house” “Don’t divorced dads do that?” No, they get fucking ripped off and pay mortgages as well as rent.

Amused by @BBCBreaking “Donald Trump in depth” the…

Amused by @BBCBreaking “Donald Trump in depth” the very definition of oxymoron

Train announcer asking if anyone owns a “large gre…

Train announcer asking if anyone owns a “large grey case”. Might as well say “Hey look, a bomb”

The best way to end a visit to @WinterAlesFest – “…

The best way to end a visit to @WinterAlesFest – “A third of the Black Sabbath please” @BrunswickBrewCo

Finished with my beer glass because it couldn’t he…

Finished with my beer glass because it couldn’t help me at @WinterAlesFest

Just for @SSMCAMRA I’m trying a @WibblersBrewery P…

Just for @SSMCAMRA I’m trying a @WibblersBrewery Permafrost. Great name. Okish beer.