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“A high school in England is going to teach a class in Elvish – the language that is spoken in ‘The Lord of The Rings’. Not surprisingly the Elvish language has no words for girl, date or kiss.”

–Conan O’Brien

“A Romanian man is in the hospital after getting drunk and swallowing 120 coins on a bet. Doctors monitoring his situation say so far, there’s no change.”

–Jay Leno

It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake was barking and I saw a little boy staring in at me.

“Is that a dog you got back there?” he asked.

“It sure is,” I replied.

Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, “What’d he do?”

If you’ve not been living under a rock (or aren’t a teenager) you probably know about the heroism of the people of Burma at the moment.

Please show your support by wearing a red shirt today.

The guys who organise this Facebook page (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=24957770200&ref=mf) are keeping in touch with the protesters, so add your support there too, and let’s keep the critical mass going so that the people who died in the last 2 days didn’t do so in vain.

They can’t kill everybody.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

A: Because it was a double-crosser.

In the early 1930’s, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.

“$10 for 3 minutes,” replied the pilot.

“That’s too much,” said the farmer.

The pilot thought for a second and then said, “I’ll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you’ll have to pay $10.”

The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, “I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man.”

“Maybe so,” said the farmer, “But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out.”