Can’t believe I had to explain this joke to @kille…
Can’t believe I had to explain this joke to @killerfairies http://t.co/OJ6dEjUYMS

Hippy is as hippy does
Can’t believe I had to explain this joke to @killerfairies http://t.co/OJ6dEjUYMS

I’m sorry to disturb @SoVeryBritish, but does apologising to the woman who hit me with her shopping trolley count?
The #gagginglaw could silence campaigners & charities but is being rushed through. Vote to debate emergency motion 3 at #ldconf
I love that they had to revise the abv on this. And omg @BlackIsleBeer know how to brew http://t.co/JzyCB4hSWW

Dinner @greensveggie tomorrow for @killerfairies birthday. So to make up for it we’re eating half a cow with some pig tonight #notreally
After the @PlanetRockRadio Meatloaf v Bake Off debacle I’m disappointed I didn’t say “I’d do anything for baking but I won’t do that”