Yes. It was my fault. I broke the Internet

Yes. It was my fault. I broke the Internet

Oops. So the reason for the @virginmedia outage in…

Oops. So the reason for the @virginmedia outage in my area was our ancient box. Have you noticed they never get replaced until they break?

Been working from home without @virginmedia broadb…

Been working from home without @virginmedia broadband most of the day – thank god for @ThreeUK tethering

so @virginmedia claim to have fixed the fault with…

so @virginmedia claim to have fixed the fault with my broadband, which is why there’s still 3 guys fiddling with the box on my road

As an excuse for @killerfairies to stop the washin…

As an excuse for @killerfairies to stop the washing up, @WeAreStoneSour Uncanny Valley on @PlanetRockRadio is one of the best

Tell me again, how do we deal with the waste from…

Tell me again, how do we deal with the waste from a wind farm? Oh yeah, that’s right, we *breathe* it.