.@peterglennie Teaching @killerfairies how to make…

.@peterglennie Teaching @killerfairies how to make a note by blowing into a bottle. She’s got blowing down to a fine art after my #training

Gardeners Tap from @ChatsworthHouse good start to…

Gardeners Tap from @ChatsworthHouse good start to a Friday evening

Protip: after using hospital hand sanitiser, don’t…

Protip: after using hospital hand sanitiser, don’t put your fingers near your mouth. Tastes not good.

Only fools and corpses #HorrorSitcoms

Only fools and corpses #HorrorSitcoms

“Man who had a knife arrested” Surely the knife ca…

“Man who had a knife arrested” Surely the knife can plead diminished responsibility?

Just gave the somewhat senile cat a bath. She’s no…

Just gave the somewhat senile cat a bath. She’s not much cleaner but as I’m not bleeding and nothing got smashed I’m calling it a success