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Wonderful “update” to twitter android app. New interaction notices are white text on light grey background. Unreadable

I’m so bogged down with cats sat on my lap and chest that @killerfairies had to take my boots off #ownedbyacat

Had a text from a friend who is meeting an online date for the first time. Is “I’m having a great time” a duress code? #toomanyspydramas

Glad I followed my own rule as it looks like my joke’s target a) has no sense of humour & b) got his girlfriend’s twitter account wrong

Rule of thumb – if you think “should I send this tweet?” then you probably shouldn’t.

Not original, but very apt right now: There are two kinds of people, those who backup regularly, and those that never had a hard drive fail