I wouldn’t have tweeted this pic of an idiot parke…

I wouldn’t have tweeted this pic of an idiot parked across the car park entrance until she told me to get a haircut! http://t.co/O3c3mz6kom

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Spent the last few evenings watching Firefly on Ne…

Spent the last few evenings watching Firefly on Netflix. Saying “Can’t believe they cancelled this show” roughly 3 times per hour

I love tax return day. I get loads of housework do…

I love tax return day. I get loads of housework done #procrastinating

Looking back on my twitter timeline about a third…

Looking back on my twitter timeline about a third of my tweets are to @peterglennie and contain the word ‘euphemism’

You can always tell which radiator is the warmest…

You can always tell which radiator is the warmest in our house by counting the cats on the windowsill above

So @killerfairies made too much chocolate buttercr…

So @killerfairies made too much chocolate buttercream icing. Anyone want to lick the bowl?