HippyCentral

So @killerfairies is sat putting her heated rollers in. KF: “You’re laughing at me inwardly, aren’t you?”. HK: “No. Not inwardly.”.

Dear teenagers, twentysomethings and idiots, adding extra vowels to words doesn’t add emphasis, it makes it look like your keyboard’s broken

It’s handy when some Ukranian makes their daily attempt to log in to my Twitter account. The notification reminds me to check my tweets

I’m pleased to say my youngest succeeded in his #dryathlon. He hasn’t had a wash all month.

I find sarcasm mixed with surrealism to be a most effective parenting tool http://t.co/VsFZiQUraV

Grr. I asked Google when the football types would leave the beer festival on Sunday and now it batters me with City scores