Woke to hear a warning from the Met office about s…

Woke to hear a warning from the Met office about serious air pollution. How did they know I had sprouts for dinner?

I’ve long suspected that salad is evil. Now I have…

I’ve long suspected that salad is evil. Now I have proof. http://t.co/iJObIOv8vM

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Mmm, #homebrew sludge. Any home brewers got any id…

Mmm, #homebrew sludge. Any home brewers got any idea how my IPA went wrong? http://t.co/3fLOVKId4G

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Coming back to reality and laundry after a superb…

Coming back to reality and laundry after a superb Saturday (and Sunday) in the company of @peterglennie @lettiewoowoo and @killerfairies

Rush hour traffic coming back from @chatsworthhous…

Rush hour traffic coming back from @ChatsworthHouse is pretty bad http://t.co/3ZpesRXmUI

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From @killerfairies “You know when you think you m…

From @killerfairies “You know when you think you may have snorted a fly?”