Really enjoying The Musketeers on the Beeb. Wish I…

Really enjoying The Musketeers on the Beeb. Wish I could stop saying “Can’t wait to see Capaldi as The Doctor” at least once an episode

The next person to misspell the word “Tune” to ind…

The next person to misspell the word “Tune” to indicate their enjoyment of a piece of music gets impaled with a sharpened dictionary

“@codinghorror: Windows not being UNIX can be a se…

@codinghorror: Windows not being UNIX can be a severe liability at times.” – You just described my whole career

“@StockportMBC: Sarah’s story about how her two ye…

@StockportMBC: Sarah’s story about how her two year old has benefited from #freechildcare” 2yr olds get their kids looked after 4 free?

Only @officialozzy could produce a song that rhyme…

Only @OfficialOzzy could produce a song that rhymes “masses” with “masses” and still make it a classic #warpigs

You want to read a page on my website you found vi…

You want to read a page on my website you found via Google? Wait, you’re on mobile. Let me show you my mobile homepage instead