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“@Telegraph: Boris Johnson: “The British public do not care about my extra-marital affairs” ” – finally Boris says something I agree with

Getting sick of reactivating my @NetflixUK account on my @virginmedia box every week now. passwords so hard to do by remote

Thanks @ChatsworthHouse for a magical evening of Luminere. So special. The grotto with the green stars took our breath away

Shame. A lovely smelling Gold from @DunhamMasseyAle exploded on opening and was half-fermented. At least the carpet smells good

How to drop subtle hints that I want this watch? slow-watches.com/anthracite-can… #inmydreams #subtle

Any tweet that was intended to encourage volunteers but just makes them want to say “f**k you” was probably badly worded