HippyCentral

Why do you leave your computer and walk to my office to request a fix to something on your computer, when you have email on your computer?

Trying not to giggle at 40+ scally on bus humming badly and tapping feet out of time to his shit dance music

Hey @StockportMBC I come back from Mcr around midnight, no buses, willing to spend money on junk food. What’s open? Nothing. 1 horse town

Amused by over simplified political chatter by otherwise air headed girls on the bus. even they see through ukip bull

So @killerfairies is watching her recorded tv. I’m not paying attention, but it looks like Sam from Cheers is being held at gunpoint

Reading the day’s tweets and thinking of witty replies 12 hours late is…exactly how I feel all the time