Or alternatively, get the same gutter crap news fr…

Or alternatively, get the same gutter crap news from the free newspaper on the bus. twitter.com/TwitterUK/stat…

Uh-oh. One of them hit a weapons cache.

Uh-oh. One of them hit a weapons cache.

Maybe it’s not fireworks. My neighbours appear to…

Maybe it’s not fireworks. My neighbours appear to be shelling each other.

Can’t believe the number of fireworks I’ve heard g…

Can’t believe the number of fireworks I’ve heard going off early. Definitely a case of premature combustion

Already working on ’em https://t.co/qoCFvFWTBN

Already working on ’em twitter.com/sadserver/stat…

Tax-free press https://t.co/lQFWyTOOuu