Ok @virginmedia Tivo, if I keep “Sherlock Holmes”…

Ok @virginmedia Tivo, if I keep “Sherlock Holmes” until I delete it, you won’t record Graham Norton in February? I think I’ll cope

Looking over @sky1’s Q&A with Stan Lee – I thi…

Looking over @sky1‘s Q&A with Stan Lee – I think he failed the Turing Test. Sorry dude, love your work, but…you phoned in the Q&A

Once more, the sexism card is thrown at me for a n…

Once more, the sexism card is thrown at me for a non-sexist comment I made – I’m a fucking feminist people!!!

I may have just soiled myself. The (Scottish) Russ…

I may have just soiled myself. The (Scottish) Russian’s Russian sounds worse than the American’s Russian. Hunt for Red October is a classic

Should cover the drinks bill in parliament this ev…

Should cover the drinks bill in parliament this evening twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…

Watching Hunt for Red October while wearing headph…

Watching Hunt for Red October while wearing headphones. The boy keeps looking at me as I giggle like an idiot. It’s a comedy, right?