Wonders how the cat sneaks int…

Wonders how the cat sneaks into his spot on the sofa in 2 sec flat, yet look like she was there for hours

currently cursing LL for deplo…

currently cursing LL for deploying an emergency fix that killed all my bots on new years eve/day. thanks a bunch gits.

says Happy New Year ‘cos a) hi…

says Happy New Year ‘cos a) his watch is fast or b) he doesn’t wanna get caught by #twitterfail

well, net is back, but #virgin…

well, net is back, but #virginmedia can’t fix tv in time for Casualty. Thank FSM for iPlayer

Thanks to #virginmedia #fail I…

Thanks to #virginmedia #fail I’m stuck without net and only BBC2. Oh the humanity!

@dorie_bernstein it’s not that…

@dorie_bernstein it’s not that wild. Mother-in-law lives 3 doors away. Still wound up on my back in the road though. (present was unharmed)