Only in the last week of December would Game Pie w…
Only in the last week of December would Game Pie with Soured Cream and Chive dip be considered a suitable breakfast
world, wake up. it’s about time you smelled the co…
world, wake up. it’s about time you smelled the coffee. and the apocalypse #orsomething
The only answer to the only question that matters:…
The only answer to the only question that matters: isittimeforabeer.com
Noting that my Twitter usage increases proportiona…
Noting that my Twitter usage increases proportionately to the amount of time I spend on a bus without a book
Ok genius, encouraging your puppy to gnaw on stran…
Ok genius, encouraging your puppy to gnaw on strangers hands is a great idea. Esp when he bites a child and is put down
Just offered my seat to the lady looking after 12…
Just offered my seat to the lady looking after 12 kids on the bus, so she could be near them. And she thanked me?
