General Election – 500,000 epetition signatures re…

General Election – 500,000 epetition signatures required – e-petitions epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/45329

So, you’re saying you’d like me to spend over £8?…

So, you’re saying you’d like me to spend over £8? http://t.co/9X30NHbAqx

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Whee! Power cut. No doubt one of my neighbours is…

Whee! Power cut. No doubt one of my neighbours is finding a way to blame it on immigrants

Point me at it and watch me break /test it

Point me at it and watch me break /test it

So I’m contemplating doing something weird with my…

So I’m contemplating doing something weird with my beard for ape-ril.org – anyone got any suggestions?

You see, the thing with getting drunk with people…

You see, the thing with getting drunk with people from work is that you have to remember everything