Which has me more excited? A blokes only #DoctorWh…

Which has me more excited? A blokes only #DoctorWho50th day or trying @QuantumBC Smoked Imperial Treacle Stout from @HighPeakBeer

Every time @killerfairies asks for a sandwich I do…

Every time @killerfairies asks for a sandwich I do xkcd.com/149/ then die a little as I explain sudo is like “run as admin”

Just heard about that guy they found down a well….

Just heard about that guy they found down a well. I knew that collie was bugging me for a reason. #probablyshouldntjokeaboutit

Met office issue Yellow snow warning: “Don’t eat i…

Met office issue Yellow snow warning: “Don’t eat it”.

Just experienced @killerfairies usimg “innit” and…

Just experienced @killerfairies usimg “innit” and “mofo” in a sentence. Thankfully it was for humorous effect. Still disturbing

My arm expresses its opinion of my doctor’s phlebo…

My arm expresses its opinion of my doctor’s phlebotomy skills http://t.co/mFJNrkcbrv

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