Being a responsible role-model, I’m having a coffe…
Being a responsible role-model, I’m having a coffee to offset the Merlot. Don’t tell @killerfairies I spiked her tea with vodka #quietnight
“@GuardianUS: Only 11% of the phone numbers search…
“@GuardianUS: Only 11% of the phone numbers searched by the NSA daily meet the legal requirement of suspicion” they missed me then
“@GeorgeTakei: Weigh in here, friends. http://t.co…
“@GeorgeTakei: Weigh in here, friends. http://t.co/duSZOWvGTN” ahem @kerri_lu
Yay! “@gp_sunrise: We just heard from Dima he has…
Yay! “@gp_sunrise: We just heard from Dima he has crossed the border and is out of Russia! #Arctic30“
Protip: when preparing xmas dinner in a hot kitche…
Protip: when preparing xmas dinner in a hot kitchen beware wearing coloured paper hats. #stainedforehead #joinin
