If I’m watching the Tomorrow People on Tivo, isn’t…

If I’m watching the Tomorrow People on Tivo, isn’t it really the Last Week People?

Oh Twitter, it’s like you don’t know me at all htt…

Oh Twitter, it’s like you don’t know me at all http://t.co/ulqDV5DBM8

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For a minute I thought Asda had hired @benmcfc to…

For a minute I thought Asda had hired @benmcfc to do some sweary packaging for this chicken. Then I realised it said “garlic BASTED”

Afternoon Tea at Opus One in Mcr. Not sure what am…

Afternoon Tea at Opus One in Mcr. Not sure what amazed me most, the food, the tea, or how proud they were of having Carling “on tap”

Dammit @PlanetRockRadio playing music that makes m…

Dammit @PlanetRockRadio playing music that makes me want to thrash my head, while surrounded by bus zombies. D’you think they’ll notice?

Dear bus drivers, I’m deaf, not stupid.

Dear bus drivers, I’m deaf, not stupid.