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I’ve forgiven @kerri_lu for giving my birthday present late – beers from @HarveyLeonards as she included @TicketyBrew Stout. Thanks honey

I think I may have become a @trello widower. @killerfairies has found a new way to indulge her list obsession

“@StarWarsUK: RT if you are doing your best Darth Vader breathing #StarWars http://t.co/2WY4Euizdn” yes, but not by choice #allergies

“Big Brother UK, Josh Franceschi and 6 others have tweets for you”. No, they really don’t.

Somebody needs to invent a way to cool cats down before they get on your lap on a warm day. They could call it Cool Your Cats

Youngest son: “Did you get me anything from the shop?” HJ: “Yes, an empty beer bottle. You can have it in the morning” #parenting