Sick of having to remove @askdotcom crapware from…

Sick of having to remove @AskDotCom crapware from Windoze machines every time noob users update Java – anyone got any tips to prevent it?

My @EFF t-shirt just arrived. Disappointed the pos…

My @EFF t-shirt just arrived. Disappointed the postie wasn’t wearing a foil hat

I know what we’re doing with that spare room when…

I know what we’re doing with that spare room when @kerri_lu moves out: kegworks.com/brew-cave-walk…

Managed to evade the hoodie wearing nappy gorillas…

Managed to evade the hoodie wearing nappy gorillas by confusing them with an already peeled banana. So no you can’t have my iPod if i die

Stockport: Delightful chaps in hoodies walking lik…

Stockport: Delightful chaps in hoodies walking like gorillas in nappies and discussing in nasal manc voices which pubs they’re banned from

Don’t know what’s up with Stockport tonight but it…

Don’t know what’s up with Stockport tonight but it feels like a scene from The Purge