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Grr. Just seen a headline on @MetroUK using “band aid” to mean “sticking plaster”. Did the US annexe us when I wasn’t looking?

Just had a knock on the office door asking how to get to the ‘X’ system. “Open your web browser, and click the link marked ‘X’ “.

How come you can spend 2 days off and on composing an email, and only spot a typo after you get a reply?

I don’t understand why a word pronounced “chew-knee” is used to indicate enjoyment of music. Oh, wait. It’s because it’s used by morons

Watching the remake of Planet of the Apes. So far only said “It’s not a monkey” 5 times. Been on 10 minutes. This should go well

The most impressive thing about the @MYSADCAT feed is the way the posed photos happen with no obvious signs of human blood