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Beginning to see the upside of cold-caused deafness. The bus is an infinitely more pleasant experience

“@ValaAfshar: 250 MB Hard Drive, 1979 http://t.co/MDvh1QiQ27″ Look carefully you’ll see a 64GB Micro SD card in tread of his shoe

Never underestimate the User’s ability to prefer their own awkward workarounds, rather than an unfamiliar simpler solution

Once again working around the crapness that is @angularjs by using simple clean javascript to trigger “unreachable” code

Q: How many UKIP members does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 10. They don’t actually change the bulb just blame immigrants for it blowing

Lightbulb shocker: only one @MetroUK headline writer required to change it