The webmaster of the next tech website I come acro…

The webmaster of the next tech website I come across that pops an ad or an overlay while I’m trying to read gets a kick in the face

Well Britain, you’ve let me down. Two “meh” Britis…

Well Britain, you’ve let me down. Two “meh” British beers…followed by one OMGWTFBBQ!!!1! Belgian beer, brewed by monks. Clever monks.

V impressed with Chromecast. Just got it set up on…

V impressed with Chromecast. Just got it set up on @killerfairies phone in almost the same length of time it took to write this tweet

That feeling of amazement, surprise, and suspicion…

That feeling of amazement, surprise, and suspicion when you discover you accidentally 100% unit test covered a class without trying

While you enjoy the manufactured Valentine’s tripe…

While you enjoy the manufactured Valentine’s tripe. Spare a thought for those who feel left out. Who do you know who’s having a hard time?

I never respect a cat that doesn’t try to bite or…

I never respect a cat that doesn’t try to bite or claw me at least once a day. Anything less is not doing its duty.