“@killerfairies: Re last rt – i have been scared o…

@killerfairies: Re last rt – i have been scared of bunnies ever since one took a chunk out of my leg when I was a kid” damn rabbit surgeons

Just had a promo email telling me to “treat your M…

Just had a promo email telling me to “treat your Mum this Father’s Day”. Hmm.

“Why fit in when you were born to stand out!” -Dr….

“Why fit in when you were born to stand out!” -Dr. Seuss #trelloyourway bit.ly/1EvUV8O

You know it’s March when the back of your bus tick…

You know it’s March when the back of your bus ticket is advertising Santa’s Grotto at @CSHydeshopping

This trend of removing and drawing on facial featu…

This trend of removing and drawing on facial features is worrying. Where will it end? What if your pen runs out? http://t.co/NscxNgwpmA

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Heavy police presence in Mcr due to a football mat…

Heavy police presence in Mcr due to a football match, but I’m accused of prejudice when I say football and antisocial behaviour are linked