Watching May’s speech. I’d rather be a citizen of…

Watching May’s speech. I’d rather be a citizen of nowhere than a citizen of fascist May’s Britain. How do I rescind my citizenship?

They only wanted to sell the Hedgehog, but nobody…

They only wanted to sell the Hedgehog, but nobody wanted to try to get the gun away from him when he was that high. twitter.com/guardiantech/s…

Is it wrong when responding to a support ticket th…

Is it wrong when responding to a support ticket that’s 9 months old, that you’ve “delivered a solution”?

.@kernchri will you stand firm and scrap the dange…

.@kernchri will you stand firm and scrap the dangerous Canada-EU trade deal? – thousands of people are behind you.

All the hate, racism and xenophobia was getting he…

All the hate, racism and xenophobia was getting her down. She couldn’t take another meeting with the Tories. twitter.com/BBCBreaking/st…

By the time this guy had reached Babel I would’ve…

By the time this guy had reached Babel I would’ve faked a phone call, gone back to jQuery and then cashed the paych… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…