Amen to number 1. Especially in certain company #s…

Amen to number 1. Especially in certain company #subtweet twitter.com/SoVeryBritish/…

Whoever invented the “top 40 x of the x” shows doe…

Whoever invented the “top 40 x of the x” shows doesn’t get punched in the face enough

Considering changing my footer to read “Please con…

Considering changing my footer to read “Please consider joining the 21st century before printing this email”

You know it’s getting towards dinnertime when you…

You know it’s getting towards dinnertime when you read “SmsUsageCommand” as “SausageCommand” #withMash

Can’t write this tweet because the stupid ad autop…

Can’t write this tweet because the stupid ad autoplaying below is hosing by effing browser.

.@David_Cameron our BBC’s uniquely trusted because…

.@David_Cameron our BBC’s uniquely trusted because it’s independent&well-funded. Please #BackTheBBC 38d.gs/protect-our-bbc