Unless they’re a migratory bird species. No doubt…

Unless they’re a migratory bird species. No doubt Tory/UKIP/BNP/Average Chav/Average Toff would ban them too twitter.com/Number10cat/st…

You know that thing where you’re scratching your n…

You know that thing where you’re scratching your nose and someone you barely know sees you and thinks you are waving and waves back? I do.

I’ve just demanded the government stop killing off…

I’ve just demanded the government stop killing off #solar energy. Please sign too: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/stop… via @38_degrees

So, this Pie thing.. It’s ok. right?

So, this Pie thing.. It’s ok. right?

“Stupid is catching.”

“Stupid is catching.”

How many beans make five?

How many beans make five?