Accident vulture calls are getting bolder, now the…

Accident vulture calls are getting bolder, now they just assume you’ve had an accident. Where else would that be acceptable?

Warning signs you’re becoming a hoarder: Someone o…

Warning signs you’re becoming a hoarder: Someone offers a large polystyrene box you have no use for, and you think “ooh, handy!”

Nailed it. https://t.co/daR9WrgBAS

Just had to use the term “grey goo loop” to imply…

Just had to use the term “grey goo loop” to imply an infinitely recursive destructive loop. That’s the technical term for it, right?

Er, “Most young ambitious” or “Most ambitious youn…

Er, “Most young ambitious” or “Most ambitious young”, or “Youngest, most ambitious”…proofread by Yoda? https://t.co/Vqsie1yTG3

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I feel like I’ve finally arrived #mostConnected #p…

I feel like I’ve finally arrived #mostConnected #probablyAnotherEffingRecruiter http://t.co/b7XQq917do

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